Adult dating in the Naughty Pond is easy and so much fun; Plenty More Naughty Fish is an online dating site created to bring together sexy singles who want nothing more than naughty hookups and no strings attached fun! If you’re a member of the Naughty Pond, you’ll know that it’s easy to search, connect and message the sexy members – but what if your sexting talents are naff? Lucky for you, we’ve got some sexting and messaging top tips to get your phone buzzing like an old fridge!
As a member of the Naughty Pond, you’ll probably be receiving saucy messages a lot so initiating them probably won’t be a problem for you. If you’re shy, anxious or new to adult dating, this can make you feel at ease straight away. One thing our members aren’t is shy – they love to recruit new friends with benefits and if you fit their sexy search criteria then you could be receiving naughty messages left, right and centre.
However, if you do want to initiate a sexy message session with an absolute worldie, just remember to stay cool and be confident! Keep your opening lines just that – open! Don’t commit to anything massive, keep it bright and breezey. Start with something like “I’ve been dreaming about someone like you all my life..” – get them laughing and you’re onto a winner! Always be complimentary and positive. You could go for less cheese with something like “I can’t stop thinking about you from your pics!” – and then just sit and wait for the responses!
It’s always best to cut your teeth with naughty messaging with sexts that are short and sweet – let’s be honest, no one gets off reading something as long as War and Peace! It’s also good to pace yourself, sexting and naughty messaging in the Naughty Pond should be treated like foreplay – slowly building the temptation, anticipation and horniness until it’s time to blow!
Don’t take it too seriously! The members in the Naughty Pond are game for a laugh and they want hookups and sexy fun – they’re not looking for matches because they want to catch feelings and end with a mortgage and commitment. By keeping your sexy messages light and silly, you avoid any awkwardness or turn offs!
Keep it humorous – so many women say that they’ve been ‘laughed into bed’, and they mean it! If you’re a Jack-the-Lad and love nothing more than flirty banter or taking the mick, let that shine through in your sexy messages and sexts. Sexy and funny go hand in hand!
Make sure you don’t ask yes or no questions… have your match waiting on every message and have them anticipating what’s next with questions that aren’t closed. You want to get to know more about them, what makes them tick and what gets them excited, use naughty messaging to tease the details out of them that you wouldn’t get from vanilla messaging!
Our last piece of advice would be to leave a little something to the imagination! You are sending loads of sexy messages, you’re getting on like a house on fire so don’t feel like you have to rush it by giving it all away. Imagine how hot and steamy your first meet up will be with all of that anticipation and sexual tension flying around!
If you want to find sexy singles to send naughty messages to who love nothing more than no strings attached dating – you need to dive into the Naughty Pond!
So, the world has gone a bit mad, hasn’t it!? Corona Virus has forced us to lockdown, the majority of people are now self-isolating and working from home and there’s just no fun, is there? The idea of working from home sounds great but you still actually have to work. It’s not yet warm enough to escape into the sunshine of your garden and your local supermarket might as well be a scene out of The Walking Dead.
But there are loads of fun naughty things to do while you’re in self-isolation.
Here are some fun ideas on what you can do to entertain yourself while on lockdown!
- Go through your little black book of matches. We’ve all got one that is filled with weekend flings, regular hookups and the odd worldie. Now that you’re stuck at home, there’s no better time to order your little black book of hotties and warm them up with your chat while you wait for this all to blow over.
- Get sexy ready. Being at home all day and all night can mean one of two things: you eat all of your quarantine snacks in one big binge and put on weight. OR, you get fitter for when we’re finally allowed out for summer. Why not go for option number two? Use this time to slim down, beef up and look as fit as hell for the summer!
- Take some naughty selfies. It’s the perfect time to really get that selfie just right. You’ve got all the time in the world to get the best poses down, dress up if you want to and turn yourself on!
- Online shop – for sex toys! There’s literally no better time to fill your basket and your boots with naughty goodies and keep practising while you’re on lockdown!
- Start naughty online dating. Why not join the Naughty Pond while it’s quiet out there and see what all the fuss is about? There are more members than ever enjoying the features of the Naughty Pond – because we’re all in the same boat!
If you’re bored at home and you don’t know what to do with yourself, online dating in the Naughty Pond is the way forward!
You can find loads of naughty singles looking to chat, flirt and talk dirty with!
No matter where you go, online or offline, you can’t avoid hearing or reading about Corona Virus. It’s something that has literally swept the nation and it’s made people crazy; your local supermarket has been ransacked and people are trying to flog hand sanitizer for £25. The world has gone nuts. But, if you’re one of the lucky ones that have been told to self-isolate and crowd-distance it’s best you stay at home and not to come into work then the world is your oyster.
Corona Virus doesn’t have to affect how naughty you get! It’s the perfect opportunity to fine-tune your online dating profile, take naughty snaps, share them and message new hotties that are also on house arrest!
If you’re not infected and fancy getting naughty, there’s nothing stopping you from organising a mid-afternoon romp with your favourite friend-with-benefits or planning a midweek meetup at home with someone who’s caught your eye online!
Let’s face it, there are going to be more people than ever online right now looking to get out their kinks and take the edge off house arrest – there has literally never been a better time to find loads of people to flirt, message and chat with. Your inbox could be filling up as you read this.
People are going to be feeling cooped up and struck with cabin fever – why not be there for them with your best naughty chat up lines, best sexting and naughtiest selfies? It’s a no brainer – you’re stuck at home and frustrated and so are so many sexy singles!
So, what are you waiting for? Organise that naughty afternoon romp between conference calls, spruce yourself before a midweek hook-up and clean yourself top to toe for someone on one contact!
If you’ve not yet got a Corona Virus friend with benefits, why not join the Naughty Pond now! It’s free to join and easy to find exactly what you’re looking for!
Your relationship started hot and heavy, right? There were naughty messages flying around and dirty weekends were every weekend! You thought the fun would never end and you were sure you’d found your perfect match – for a long term relationship and in the bedroom!
But, as with all relationships, things settle down, a new normal rhythm is found and the naughty times are a distant memory. But those early, sex-filled memories still get you hot under the collar and it’s the only thing missing from your perfect relationship.
Now you’re wondering, what can be done to heat up this once very naughty relationship?
Do not fear! There is so much that can be done to spice up any relationship, no matter how deep into it you are! Some ideas include:
- Have a night in – make it naughty! No, we don’t mean a takeaway and falling asleep in front of the TV like every other night in – we mean a night in where the rules are strict and the sex is sensual!
- Make some rules:
> no clothes on in the bedroom
> drinking games and stripping games ONLY
> no mention of work, the kids, the bills – all of the usual turn-offs And get naughty – lock yourself in the bedroom, get a babysitter or simply do it in the dead of night – a night with must-happen hot sex is on!
- Go on a date – and wear no underwear! We’re serious! Get dressed up in your best gear, dress to the nines and then before you go out, show each other the underwear you “forgot” to put on – it’ll get your juices flowing before the taxi even arrives! Keep it kinky with regular feels and check-ups to see how each other are coping through a painfully slow dinner date!
- Get adventurous! Do you have any fantasies or forgotten fantasies? Go wild, dress up, commit to the part and let your fantasies be real. It doesn’t have to be too elaborate if it’s simply being tied up and controlled, get creative! Take it one step further by adding costumes!
- Resurrect your sexy underwear draw – more for the ladies than the men but my God will your man be gagging for it! Throw out your old fail-safe knickers and that holey bra that you usually get into bed with. Treat yourself to some new, well-fitting and naughty knickers – go crotchless, why not!? You deserve new sexy bras – the high street is full of sexy balconette bras, hide and seek sets and hold-ups for every shape and size! You’ll be feeling excitement just trying naughtily putting them through till hoping not to be seen!
- Go away for the night. Remember that thrill of planning a dirty weekend away? Being oh so careful about what to pack, what to wear, what not to wear. The anticipation of packing and driving there was almost enough to tip you over the edge. Well, why not plan your next dirty weekend to spice up your naughty life? It doesn’t have to be far-flung or even super-posh – for what you’ve got planned, all you’ll need is a bed, bathroom and plenty of peace and quiet and privacy!
If you need more help on how to spice up your relationship, stay tuned for more!
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It’s easy to have one night stands with the naughty singles on Plenty More Naughty Fish! Our members are kinky and dirty and always looking to add not only notches to their bedposts but also naughty encounters to their weekday evenings! The Naughty Pond is filled with sexy singles who want casual hookups on their own terms and naughty one night stands. If you are looking for no strings attached online fun, Plenty More Naughty Fish is the online dating site for you!
Knowing the hunger of many of our members, we’ve put together some dos and don’ts for making the most out of your Naughty Pond one-night stand!
Keeping things casual is easy with naughty online dating. The key to a sexy one-off encounter is to keep your match at arm’s length. In an ideal world, you will not know them personally before embarking on sexual fun together. If you know them already, it’s not the end of the world – however, it increases the risk of you catching feelings! If you want to keep things casual and naughty, hook up with singles who are not already known to you.
Make sure your intentions are clear from the get-go! No one likes to be strung along and if it just casual sex and one-off no strings attached fun that you’re looking for, then make that clear and be proud of it! There’s nothing worse than hurting someone’s feelings or confusing them with the blurred lines between casual relationships and a full-on commitment!
Use the Naughty Pond and its kinky members to experiment! You won’t know the majority of our sexy members and this can give you the feeling of liberation to try things you’ve only ever dreamt about before. If you were once too shy to ask a sexual partner to dress up, why not make that your focus in your next Naughty Pond hook up? If you love the idea of sharing, why not open the conversation with our kinky singles and see where it takes you? Let the Naughty Pond be everything sexy that you’ve ever fantasised about!
If your one-night stand is enough for you, be polite about it. You may have dived into Plenty More Naughty Fish with the desire to find, meet and connect with multiple singles all across the UK – and you may very well find your match in that. However, if you catch the eye of someone who wants a long-term casual encounter with you and this doesn’t suit you, simply be honest and stick to the online dating rules – don’t ghost them! You never know, they may be good for a cheeky hook up when you get a dry spell!
One night stands and casual dating is easy in the Naughty Pond. You can join today to start enjoying naughty messages, sexy snaps and saucy hookups!
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Spring is starting to pop out and this dedicated naughty blog post is focused on all areas for how you can get sprung this March! The month of March can be a bit of an in-between one, it’s warmer than deepest, darkest January but not hot enough for the pub garden and hooking up on the fly. Nope, in March you still need to depend on your hot contacts on Plenty More Naughty Fish for fun and attention. But don’t like the anticlimax of March reflect in your sex life! Naughty dating, messaging and flirting is easy with the Naughty Pond, there’s always plenty more naughty hookups and we’ve got some great ideas on how to keep things hot on the dating site and in the bedroom!
March 1st: National Peanut Butter Lover’s Day
Are you a lover of the sweet stuff? Do you love to have fun with food? Is your ultimate sexual fantasy the idea of being smothered and then licked clean? Why not embrace the Naughty Pond’s sploshing lovers and find yourself a hot date with someone who has a passion for peanut butter and eating out!
March 8th: International Women’s Day
You are a lover of a fine woman, you can appreciate all that goes on behind the scenes and you may find that hard graft is a massive turn on. You may be a strong, independent woman that wants to take your sexual liberation and casual hookups to the next level using the Naughty Pond! So, why not celebrate it all on International Women’s Day? Get yourself dressed up to the nines and pick exactly which part of your body you would like celebrated first: your feet are tired after a long day, why not start with a sensual foot massage? Your back aches from carrying your load all day, why not suggest a deep massage with hot oils. Your tongue will have done all the talking this week, why not treat it to a little one on one time with your casual friend with benefits?
March 9: National Barbie Day
Barbie did a lot for girls as a kid, and we all know they did a lot for the boys too! Why not spend the evening on National Barbie Day getting dressed up and enjoying the fantastic life, being plastic. Why not join her as Ken?
March 9th: National Napping Day
Who doesn’t love a nap? With a day to celebrate it, why not plan a slumber party that evening with a strict dress code – no pyjamas. Jazz up your naps with sweet treats (you might have some peanut butter left from March 1st) and some games – not your usual Sleeping Lions, more like hide the sausage!
March 19: Spring Equinox
There are many traditions associated with the start of spring such as Easter eggs, Spring cleaning, rebirth etc. You can get naughtily creative with a spring theme. Some ideas that come to mind: a bit fun spring cleaning role play, spending the whole day in your birthday suit or hiding naughty surprises around your home for a fun Easter egg hunt with a twist.
March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day
Top o’ the morning to you, St. Patrick’s Day is a great time to get down and dirty and explore your Irish roots, in the pub with a pint of Guinness and in the bedroom! You can warm up with the Mattress Mick and end on The Fixer! Get your legs up for a merry old dance and then hook them around each other to get into the perfect position and see in Paddy’s Day with your legs in the air and your breath in your throat! If you’re the queen of your casual relationship, why not embrace the Irish loved position: Queening! Make him your throne and sit on his face!
See, March can be a great month for casual hook ups, new sex positions and in-between no strings attached relationships! It’s easy to find a hot date using Plenty More Naughty Fish and there are plenty more hotties hitting the Naughty Pond this month!
What are you waiting for? Make it a March to remember!
Sex is great, isn’t it? It’s what most of us think about 4837574 times a day, it’s a motivation for many and it could be the main reason you’re dating and searching on the Naughty pond! You may have found yourself fishing in the naughty pond because your sex life has been a bit like a baron wasteland recently – but as a member of Plenty More Naughty Fish, you could be getting wet, naughty and sexy in no time!
Sex is a hugely important part of any relationship. But for an adult and naughty relationship and dating scenario, it’s everything! You need to know that the person you’re sending naughty messages to and investing your time in is going to be a rocket in the bedroom! You don’t want to get all that way to find they’re something of a damp squib!
Adult dating and using the naughty pond is super easy, you’ll be able to find naughty singles in no time but you need to make sure you’re a good match before you commit to doing the deed! When messaging your new beau, make sure you qualify them with some sexy questions…
- What’s your favourite sex position?
- Do you have any fetishes?
- What’s your favourite body part?
- Do you like to play dress up?
- Do you have any fantasies?
- What are your thoughts on foreplay?
All of these questions will help you to see what sort of person your sexy match is in the bedroom! If you don’t like some of their answers you can cool it off with them – that’s the beauty of adult dating online, you can take everything fully at your own pace and you can get naughty as little or as often as you’d like!
If you find someone that ticks all the boxes and you start feeling new movements and sensations when speaking to them – get it out there! Plan a meeting and hook up! Make sure you are in a safe place and you have safe sex but why not go the full nine yards and plan a naughty night away to really get to know each other?
Get naughty in real life after naughty messages, naughty flirting and a night together!
Join the naughty pond now to start your adult dating journey online today! It’s free to join and you could be hooking up with naughty singles in no time!