Adult dating in the Naughty Pond is easy and so much fun; Plenty More Naughty Fish is an online dating site created to bring together sexy singles who want nothing more than naughty hookups and no strings attached fun! If you’re a member of the Naughty Pond, you’ll know that it’s easy to search, connect and message the sexy members – but what if your sexting talents are naff? Lucky for you, we’ve got some sexting and messaging top tips to get your phone buzzing like an old fridge!
As a member of the Naughty Pond, you’ll probably be receiving saucy messages a lot so initiating them probably won’t be a problem for you. If you’re shy, anxious or new to adult dating, this can make you feel at ease straight away. One thing our members aren’t is shy – they love to recruit new friends with benefits and if you fit their sexy search criteria then you could be receiving naughty messages left, right and centre.
However, if you do want to initiate a sexy message session with an absolute worldie, just remember to stay cool and be confident! Keep your opening lines just that – open! Don’t commit to anything massive, keep it bright and breezey. Start with something like “I’ve been dreaming about someone like you all my life..” – get them laughing and you’re onto a winner! Always be complimentary and positive. You could go for less cheese with something like “I can’t stop thinking about you from your pics!” – and then just sit and wait for the responses!
It’s always best to cut your teeth with naughty messaging with sexts that are short and sweet – let’s be honest, no one gets off reading something as long as War and Peace! It’s also good to pace yourself, sexting and naughty messaging in the Naughty Pond should be treated like foreplay – slowly building the temptation, anticipation and horniness until it’s time to blow!
Don’t take it too seriously! The members in the Naughty Pond are game for a laugh and they want hookups and sexy fun – they’re not looking for matches because they want to catch feelings and end with a mortgage and commitment. By keeping your sexy messages light and silly, you avoid any awkwardness or turn offs!
Keep it humorous – so many women say that they’ve been ‘laughed into bed’, and they mean it! If you’re a Jack-the-Lad and love nothing more than flirty banter or taking the mick, let that shine through in your sexy messages and sexts. Sexy and funny go hand in hand!
Make sure you don’t ask yes or no questions… have your match waiting on every message and have them anticipating what’s next with questions that aren’t closed. You want to get to know more about them, what makes them tick and what gets them excited, use naughty messaging to tease the details out of them that you wouldn’t get from vanilla messaging!
Our last piece of advice would be to leave a little something to the imagination! You are sending loads of sexy messages, you’re getting on like a house on fire so don’t feel like you have to rush it by giving it all away. Imagine how hot and steamy your first meet up will be with all of that anticipation and sexual tension flying around!
If you want to find sexy singles to send naughty messages to who love nothing more than no strings attached dating – you need to dive into the Naughty Pond!
As most of the world has gone into lockdown and people are self-isolating, the task of keeping your dating life going requires a bit more creativity as well as technology. Here are some great games to play whilst in isolation.
Go on a double date
Download the Houseparty app – a free group video chat platform, and invite another couple to go on a double date or go big and invite your friends for a virtual party. The app already comes loaded with in-app games so you can dive right in.
Get musical with “Guess the Tune”
In this game, you have to try and guess a song by singing the song using only the word “doo”. This may sound easy but it’s actually pretty challenging and always hilarious. All you need is a list of songs (just search the web) and a timer. Make it interesting by adding a caveat for the loser – like removing an item of clothing.
Get sporty playing basketball
All you both need for this game is a paper basket and rolled-up socks. Move the basket away as far as possible and then shoot some hoops. The person with the highest score in a set amount of time or tries wins. The loser has to complete a predetermined penalty like doing 20 push-ups.
Play “Would you Rather”
This one is a fun way to get to know each other better. Would you rather kiss an actual frog or give a public speech? Swim with sharks or jump out of a plane? Would you rather have dinner with Ironman or Batman? Get creative, the weirder the better!
Have an Omelette Challenge
You may have seen this one done on a cookery show. Go to your kitchen and get out some eggs. The goal of this game – besides eating an omelette afterwards #dinnerdate – is who can cook an edible omelette in the fasted time. Ready. Steady. Cook!
Have a Naughty Truth or Dare
Last but not least, the eternal classic – Truth or Dare. You can keep it clean or make it naughty, the choice is yours. Here are some deliciously sinful questions we found online to get you started.
- What’s the most unusual place you’ve made love?
- What sex act have you done that you’ll never do again?
- What do you like during foreplay?
- What’s the best orgasm you’ve ever had?
- When was the last time you masturbated?
- What is your favourite position?
- How do you feel when touching yourself?
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So, the world has gone a bit mad, hasn’t it!? Corona Virus has forced us to lockdown, the majority of people are now self-isolating and working from home and there’s just no fun, is there? The idea of working from home sounds great but you still actually have to work. It’s not yet warm enough to escape into the sunshine of your garden and your local supermarket might as well be a scene out of The Walking Dead.
But there are loads of fun naughty things to do while you’re in self-isolation.
Here are some fun ideas on what you can do to entertain yourself while on lockdown!
- Go through your little black book of matches. We’ve all got one that is filled with weekend flings, regular hookups and the odd worldie. Now that you’re stuck at home, there’s no better time to order your little black book of hotties and warm them up with your chat while you wait for this all to blow over.
- Get sexy ready. Being at home all day and all night can mean one of two things: you eat all of your quarantine snacks in one big binge and put on weight. OR, you get fitter for when we’re finally allowed out for summer. Why not go for option number two? Use this time to slim down, beef up and look as fit as hell for the summer!
- Take some naughty selfies. It’s the perfect time to really get that selfie just right. You’ve got all the time in the world to get the best poses down, dress up if you want to and turn yourself on!
- Online shop – for sex toys! There’s literally no better time to fill your basket and your boots with naughty goodies and keep practising while you’re on lockdown!
- Start naughty online dating. Why not join the Naughty Pond while it’s quiet out there and see what all the fuss is about? There are more members than ever enjoying the features of the Naughty Pond – because we’re all in the same boat!
If you’re bored at home and you don’t know what to do with yourself, online dating in the Naughty Pond is the way forward!
You can find loads of naughty singles looking to chat, flirt and talk dirty with!
No matter where you go, online or offline, you can’t avoid hearing or reading about Corona Virus. It’s something that has literally swept the nation and it’s made people crazy; your local supermarket has been ransacked and people are trying to flog hand sanitizer for £25. The world has gone nuts. But, if you’re one of the lucky ones that have been told to self-isolate and crowd-distance it’s best you stay at home and not to come into work then the world is your oyster.
Corona Virus doesn’t have to affect how naughty you get! It’s the perfect opportunity to fine-tune your online dating profile, take naughty snaps, share them and message new hotties that are also on house arrest!
If you’re not infected and fancy getting naughty, there’s nothing stopping you from organising a mid-afternoon romp with your favourite friend-with-benefits or planning a midweek meetup at home with someone who’s caught your eye online!
Let’s face it, there are going to be more people than ever online right now looking to get out their kinks and take the edge off house arrest – there has literally never been a better time to find loads of people to flirt, message and chat with. Your inbox could be filling up as you read this.
People are going to be feeling cooped up and struck with cabin fever – why not be there for them with your best naughty chat up lines, best sexting and naughtiest selfies? It’s a no brainer – you’re stuck at home and frustrated and so are so many sexy singles!
So, what are you waiting for? Organise that naughty afternoon romp between conference calls, spruce yourself before a midweek hook-up and clean yourself top to toe for someone on one contact!
If you’ve not yet got a Corona Virus friend with benefits, why not join the Naughty Pond now! It’s free to join and easy to find exactly what you’re looking for!
No matter where you are, Corona Virus is being mentioned. Right now, you can’t turn on the TV or boot up your mobile without seeing a warning or an update on the current situation. But, we are here to put your mind at rest, as well as giving you some ideas on how best to take your mind off the outside world!
Plenty More Silver Fish is an online dating site that was purpose-built to bring together mature singles who are vibrant, fun and want to find new friendships, companionship and even romance. It is a site that works hard to put the fun back into dating for mature singles who are looking for more than a few messages and nothing more.
Our mature dating site offers you the opportunity to search, chat and connect with mature and like-minded singles – many of whom may also be affected by the Corona Virus. The site is easy to use and we’ve taken the stress out of online dating as a silver single so that you can concentrate on finding exactly what you’re looking for!
Plenty More Silver Fish can help not only take your mind off being in self-isolation but also put you in contact with some brilliant silver singles in your local area. You can search for singles in all sorts of ways. You can use our brilliant search features to search for singles by their age, location, appearance and even whether they still work or are retired or whether they are academic so that you can spend your time chatting about literature and the books that you love. If you’d like to chat and connect with someone that has grown up children and even grandchildren – check ✅. Looking to bond with someone who loves nature and gardening, you can do that too!
Our goal at Plenty More Silver Fish is to help you to see how fun and easy online dating can be! We know that you may have heard horror stories in the past and we all know someone who knows someone who had a terrible time with online dating, but that doesn’t have to be you.
Our members are vibrant and positive and they are all looking for new connections and love in their silver years. They want to find someone who is interesting, open and honest. They want to laugh and chat and even flirt with someone that gives them butterflies!
Online dating is fun with The Silver Pond and with everything happening just outside your front door, there’s never been a better time to find some new friends online and venture into new, fun territory!
If you’d like to become a member of Plenty More Silver Fish, you can for free. You’ll be able to create your own profile and add photos of yourself. Then you’ll be able to start searching for fellow singles just like you!
Your relationship started hot and heavy, right? There were naughty messages flying around and dirty weekends were every weekend! You thought the fun would never end and you were sure you’d found your perfect match – for a long term relationship and in the bedroom!
But, as with all relationships, things settle down, a new normal rhythm is found and the naughty times are a distant memory. But those early, sex-filled memories still get you hot under the collar and it’s the only thing missing from your perfect relationship.
Now you’re wondering, what can be done to heat up this once very naughty relationship?
Do not fear! There is so much that can be done to spice up any relationship, no matter how deep into it you are! Some ideas include:
- Have a night in – make it naughty! No, we don’t mean a takeaway and falling asleep in front of the TV like every other night in – we mean a night in where the rules are strict and the sex is sensual!
- Make some rules:
> no clothes on in the bedroom
> drinking games and stripping games ONLY
> no mention of work, the kids, the bills – all of the usual turn-offs And get naughty – lock yourself in the bedroom, get a babysitter or simply do it in the dead of night – a night with must-happen hot sex is on!
- Go on a date – and wear no underwear! We’re serious! Get dressed up in your best gear, dress to the nines and then before you go out, show each other the underwear you “forgot” to put on – it’ll get your juices flowing before the taxi even arrives! Keep it kinky with regular feels and check-ups to see how each other are coping through a painfully slow dinner date!
- Get adventurous! Do you have any fantasies or forgotten fantasies? Go wild, dress up, commit to the part and let your fantasies be real. It doesn’t have to be too elaborate if it’s simply being tied up and controlled, get creative! Take it one step further by adding costumes!
- Resurrect your sexy underwear draw – more for the ladies than the men but my God will your man be gagging for it! Throw out your old fail-safe knickers and that holey bra that you usually get into bed with. Treat yourself to some new, well-fitting and naughty knickers – go crotchless, why not!? You deserve new sexy bras – the high street is full of sexy balconette bras, hide and seek sets and hold-ups for every shape and size! You’ll be feeling excitement just trying naughtily putting them through till hoping not to be seen!
- Go away for the night. Remember that thrill of planning a dirty weekend away? Being oh so careful about what to pack, what to wear, what not to wear. The anticipation of packing and driving there was almost enough to tip you over the edge. Well, why not plan your next dirty weekend to spice up your naughty life? It doesn’t have to be far-flung or even super-posh – for what you’ve got planned, all you’ll need is a bed, bathroom and plenty of peace and quiet and privacy!
If you need more help on how to spice up your relationship, stay tuned for more!
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It’s easy to have one night stands with the naughty singles on Plenty More Naughty Fish! Our members are kinky and dirty and always looking to add not only notches to their bedposts but also naughty encounters to their weekday evenings! The Naughty Pond is filled with sexy singles who want casual hookups on their own terms and naughty one night stands. If you are looking for no strings attached online fun, Plenty More Naughty Fish is the online dating site for you!
Knowing the hunger of many of our members, we’ve put together some dos and don’ts for making the most out of your Naughty Pond one-night stand!
Keeping things casual is easy with naughty online dating. The key to a sexy one-off encounter is to keep your match at arm’s length. In an ideal world, you will not know them personally before embarking on sexual fun together. If you know them already, it’s not the end of the world – however, it increases the risk of you catching feelings! If you want to keep things casual and naughty, hook up with singles who are not already known to you.
Make sure your intentions are clear from the get-go! No one likes to be strung along and if it just casual sex and one-off no strings attached fun that you’re looking for, then make that clear and be proud of it! There’s nothing worse than hurting someone’s feelings or confusing them with the blurred lines between casual relationships and a full-on commitment!
Use the Naughty Pond and its kinky members to experiment! You won’t know the majority of our sexy members and this can give you the feeling of liberation to try things you’ve only ever dreamt about before. If you were once too shy to ask a sexual partner to dress up, why not make that your focus in your next Naughty Pond hook up? If you love the idea of sharing, why not open the conversation with our kinky singles and see where it takes you? Let the Naughty Pond be everything sexy that you’ve ever fantasised about!
If your one-night stand is enough for you, be polite about it. You may have dived into Plenty More Naughty Fish with the desire to find, meet and connect with multiple singles all across the UK – and you may very well find your match in that. However, if you catch the eye of someone who wants a long-term casual encounter with you and this doesn’t suit you, simply be honest and stick to the online dating rules – don’t ghost them! You never know, they may be good for a cheeky hook up when you get a dry spell!
One night stands and casual dating is easy in the Naughty Pond. You can join today to start enjoying naughty messages, sexy snaps and saucy hookups!
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