March – The Month of Of Naughty Dates
Spring is starting to pop out and this dedicated naughty blog post is focused on all areas for how you can get sprung this March! The month of March can be a bit of an in-between one, it’s warmer than deepest, darkest January but not hot enough for the pub garden and hooking up on the fly. Nope, in March you still need to depend on your hot contacts on Plenty More Naughty Fish for fun and attention. But don’t like the anticlimax of March reflect in your sex life! Naughty dating, messaging and flirting is easy with the Naughty Pond, there’s always plenty more naughty hookups and we’ve got some great ideas on how to keep things hot on the dating site and in the bedroom!
March 1st: National Peanut Butter Lover’s Day
Are you a lover of the sweet stuff? Do you love to have fun with food? Is your ultimate sexual fantasy the idea of being smothered and then licked clean? Why not embrace the Naughty Pond’s sploshing lovers and find yourself a hot date with someone who has a passion for peanut butter and eating out!
March 8th: International Women’s Day
You are a lover of a fine woman, you can appreciate all that goes on behind the scenes and you may find that hard graft is a massive turn on. You may be a strong, independent woman that wants to take your sexual liberation and casual hookups to the next level using the Naughty Pond! So, why not celebrate it all on International Women’s Day? Get yourself dressed up to the nines and pick exactly which part of your body you would like celebrated first: your feet are tired after a long day, why not start with a sensual foot massage? Your back aches from carrying your load all day, why not suggest a deep massage with hot oils. Your tongue will have done all the talking this week, why not treat it to a little one on one time with your casual friend with benefits?
March 9: National Barbie Day
Barbie did a lot for girls as a kid, and we all know they did a lot for the boys too! Why not spend the evening on National Barbie Day getting dressed up and enjoying the fantastic life, being plastic. Why not join her as Ken?
March 9th: National Napping Day
Who doesn’t love a nap? With a day to celebrate it, why not plan a slumber party that evening with a strict dress code – no pyjamas. Jazz up your naps with sweet treats (you might have some peanut butter left from March 1st) and some games – not your usual Sleeping Lions, more like hide the sausage!
March 19: Spring Equinox
There are many traditions associated with the start of spring such as Easter eggs, Spring cleaning, rebirth etc. You can get naughtily creative with a spring theme. Some ideas that come to mind: a bit fun spring cleaning role play, spending the whole day in your birthday suit or hiding naughty surprises around your home for a fun Easter egg hunt with a twist.
March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day
Top o’ the morning to you, St. Patrick’s Day is a great time to get down and dirty and explore your Irish roots, in the pub with a pint of Guinness and in the bedroom! You can warm up with the Mattress Mick and end on The Fixer! Get your legs up for a merry old dance and then hook them around each other to get into the perfect position and see in Paddy’s Day with your legs in the air and your breath in your throat! If you’re the queen of your casual relationship, why not embrace the Irish loved position: Queening! Make him your throne and sit on his face!
See, March can be a great month for casual hook ups, new sex positions and in-between no strings attached relationships! It’s easy to find a hot date using Plenty More Naughty Fish and there are plenty more hotties hitting the Naughty Pond this month!
What are you waiting for? Make it a March to remember!