Utterly Unromantic Valentine’s Day Messages
Hello Fellow Daters!
Right then, anyone here counting down the hours to the annual highlight of the love calendar?
Valentine’s Day is only one more sleep away and some of you may whoop with anticipation. Others may be indifferent and some of you may be downright opposed to it. Whichever camp you fall into, we thought we’d give Valentine’s Day a more humorous spin. So we scoured the Tinterweb and compiled the most unromantic (and perhaps a little offensive) love messages we could find. Why you ask? Well, to make you chuckle of course. Our motto is to bring fun to dating after all.
This what made us laugh and cringe in equal measures:
Have you ever received a more ‘unusual’ Valentine’s message you would like to share with us? You know what to do – comment or email us.
Happy Valentine’s Day everybody!
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- @awrightdisaster We really want to know what group it is so we can join in on the fun ;-) *grabs popcorn* https://t.co/xcY6swmvxY#plentymorefish 1 week ago
- Always wanted to try something more #kinky but don't know where to start? Here's how to get your kink on.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…#plentymorefish 1 week ago
- So here you are again, back with the ex. Up and down you go…stuck on repeat. Here's how to break free.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…#plentymorefish 2 weeks ago
- When it comes to #dating there seems to be a never-ending supply of new terms to describe someone’s behaviour or si… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…#plentymorefish 3 weeks ago
- @awrightdisaster There's only one solution Jacqui! Go for younger guys! x https://t.co/MCZIkRkz6Y#plentymorefish 3 weeks ago