Let’s talk about buzzkills, shall we? Is there anything worse than a selfish lover? I mean, of course there is, there’s bad breath, terrible in-laws and even the alarm on a Monday morning but a selfish lover or someone that is only after one goal in the bedroom has got to be up there, doesn’t it?
We’ve all been there – male or female. We’ve all had at least one encounter with someone who talks the talk but when you get them back to your bed are basically a surfboard. We all know someone who thinks that they are the best for giving oral but when it comes to crunch time they just don’t fancy it anymore. And it’s rubbish.
All of that is without even mentioning those sneaky ones that get us into bed and then self serve, get what they need and then roll off to sleep, to shower or to leave.
Selfish lovers are just the worst. You may think that this is just something that happens when you find someone you take to bed or hook up with but it doesn’t have to be this way!
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Many of us now find themselves in a long-distance – or should we say – socially acceptable distance relationship and are worried if their connection is going to last. To be honest, being apart from your significant other can suck, especially if the relationship is new and all you really want is to snuggle up close. So we’ve asked couples who’ve gone the distance, literally and figuratively, to give some tips on how to keep the spark going during lockdown.
Get some virtual Face to Face Time
With all the technological advances we have at our disposal, tech is definitely your best friend when it comes to staying connected. It makes long-distance relationships infinitely easier but many of us are used to using messaging apps and text rather than using video. This is definitely a key element in a long-distance couple’s toolbox. FaceTime each other during cooking or do some exercise together.
Set Clear Boundaries
When video chatting – set clear boundaries. For example, you should not record the conversation or share anything you wouldn’t want your grandmother to see. It’s best to avoid circumstances that may cause your partner to feel awkward or undermined. You don’t have to check in or get consent for each social connection with your partner, however, you both should define clear limits and decide what works for the both of you and then stick to those rules.
Have fun together despite the distance
Don’t let the physical distance stop you from doing things together. Watch a film or have a romantic dinner together via a video app. Talk about the meal you’ve prepared, what you like about the wine etc. Just like a normal date – without the waiter. Or have a fun quiz or karaoke night – you can even patch your other friends in.
In the absence of a goodnight kiss schedule a nightly video call to wish each other sweet dreams just before you turn off the lights and if you’re adventurous spice things up with some sexy time describing what’s happening beneath the sheets.
Understand that physical distance can be a trigger for fear and insecurities which can lead to needy or controlling behaviour that may ultimately cause friction and sometimes the very thing you are dreading. Don’t let these insecurities take over and try not to lean on your lover for all your emotional needs. Speak to family and friends often, practice self-care through exercise or with a hobby.
Create a routine
Sticking to a set schedule will help you both to really focus on the relationship when you’re together. To keep the spark during a physical distance spell, it’s vital you know when you’ll see the other person – much like the future getaway you’ll be planning – as it creates a sense of security and familiarity.
Make plans for the future
Just because we are on lockdown now doesn’t mean you can make plans for the future now. Plan your next romantic getaway or holiday for when things have returned to normal. Make it really detailed and vivid. Talk about the foods you’ll enjoy, what the weather will be like – almost as if you’d been there already. Your brain doesn’t know the difference and it’ll be something to look forward to and keep you bonded.
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How is lockdown working out for you? Are you loving being stuck at home or are you over it? It looks like it might be a long old slog until we’re all allowed out of the house and into the sunshine but when it finally happens it’ll be amazing. However, being on lockdown doesn’t mean that your naughty appetite is stopped and your want for hot hookups isn’t there. In fact, being stuck inside day and night can often stoke the fires of the horn and make you want hot hookups more.
Here at the Naughty Pond we’ve got some lockdown hookup tips and advice that could help you release the beast and warm up for a summer (hopefully) of fun!
Naughty Pond Hookups
You’re working from home now, right? If you’re lucky enough to be able to do this, you’ll be on your laptop, phone or tablet all day. This means that you can spend time between emails and conference calls to find local singles online that are horny and looking to hook up. Online dating is buzzing while everyone’s stuck at home and the conventional hours of chatting, sexting and planning hookups have gone out of the window – people are now sitting on their laptops at 11am tweaking their online profile and uploading sexy selfies. They no longer wait until the late hours to chat to hot singles, they’re doing it between lunch and afternoon meetings.
With The Naughty Pond you can find loads of naughty singles and chat easily to those looking to get flirty all day and all night long. The Naughty Pond makes hooking up easy and accessible whenever you need it! It’s easy to use and you can filter your horny search by things like favourite sex position and appearance. We’ve made hooking up easier in lockdown, that’s for sure!
Who doesn’t love a good sext? Sending sexy and flirty messages is a great way to get fires burning and get juices flowing. You can sext naughty singles easily all day while you’re stuck at home. You can plan your real-life hookup and tease each other with messages, photos and even videos. You can size up what your long, hot summer will look like from your bed!
We’re all chatting and communicating via video chat now. Whether you’re planning a Friday night House Party session with your pals or you’re FaceTiming your parents to get some normality, video-enabled chat is the way forward for lockdown. There are plenty of apps and programmes out there built to bring you closer to those you miss. Why not use this software to hook up? You can plan screen time together and play on video to each other. It’s a sure-fire way to get you hot and steamy for your real-life hookup! It’s also a good way to size up what’s waiting for you!
Social Media Hookups
We don’t know about you but the screen time notification on our Iphones have shown a huge increase since we’ve been stuck at home – people are finding themselves scrolling mindlessly through Insta and Snapchat all day long. But this could be another way to hookup this lockdown! If you see hot selfies and videos, why not give them a double-tap and slide into their DMs. You could be hooking up virtually in no time if the feeling is mutual.
There are loads of ways to hookup in this new virtual world – and with the Naughty Pond you can easily line up real-life hookups for when we’re free. The Naughty Pond is an easy and fun way to chat and connect with hot singles who are looking for no strings attached fun, it’s a hookup no brainer!
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Adult dating in the Naughty Pond is easy and so much fun; Plenty More Naughty Fish is an online dating site created to bring together sexy singles who want nothing more than naughty hookups and no strings attached fun! If you’re a member of the Naughty Pond, you’ll know that it’s easy to search, connect and message the sexy members – but what if your sexting talents are naff? Lucky for you, we’ve got some sexting and messaging top tips to get your phone buzzing like an old fridge!
As a member of the Naughty Pond, you’ll probably be receiving saucy messages a lot so initiating them probably won’t be a problem for you. If you’re shy, anxious or new to adult dating, this can make you feel at ease straight away. One thing our members aren’t is shy – they love to recruit new friends with benefits and if you fit their sexy search criteria then you could be receiving naughty messages left, right and centre.
However, if you do want to initiate a sexy message session with an absolute worldie, just remember to stay cool and be confident! Keep your opening lines just that – open! Don’t commit to anything massive, keep it bright and breezey. Start with something like “I’ve been dreaming about someone like you all my life..” – get them laughing and you’re onto a winner! Always be complimentary and positive. You could go for less cheese with something like “I can’t stop thinking about you from your pics!” – and then just sit and wait for the responses!
It’s always best to cut your teeth with naughty messaging with sexts that are short and sweet – let’s be honest, no one gets off reading something as long as War and Peace! It’s also good to pace yourself, sexting and naughty messaging in the Naughty Pond should be treated like foreplay – slowly building the temptation, anticipation and horniness until it’s time to blow!
Don’t take it too seriously! The members in the Naughty Pond are game for a laugh and they want hookups and sexy fun – they’re not looking for matches because they want to catch feelings and end with a mortgage and commitment. By keeping your sexy messages light and silly, you avoid any awkwardness or turn offs!
Keep it humorous – so many women say that they’ve been ‘laughed into bed’, and they mean it! If you’re a Jack-the-Lad and love nothing more than flirty banter or taking the mick, let that shine through in your sexy messages and sexts. Sexy and funny go hand in hand!
Make sure you don’t ask yes or no questions… have your match waiting on every message and have them anticipating what’s next with questions that aren’t closed. You want to get to know more about them, what makes them tick and what gets them excited, use naughty messaging to tease the details out of them that you wouldn’t get from vanilla messaging!
Our last piece of advice would be to leave a little something to the imagination! You are sending loads of sexy messages, you’re getting on like a house on fire so don’t feel like you have to rush it by giving it all away. Imagine how hot and steamy your first meet up will be with all of that anticipation and sexual tension flying around!
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As most of the world has gone into lockdown and people are self-isolating, the task of keeping your dating life going requires a bit more creativity as well as technology. Here are some great games to play whilst in isolation.
Go on a double date
Download the Houseparty app – a free group video chat platform, and invite another couple to go on a double date or go big and invite your friends for a virtual party. The app already comes loaded with in-app games so you can dive right in.
Get musical with “Guess the Tune”
In this game, you have to try and guess a song by singing the song using only the word “doo”. This may sound easy but it’s actually pretty challenging and always hilarious. All you need is a list of songs (just search the web) and a timer. Make it interesting by adding a caveat for the loser – like removing an item of clothing.
Get sporty playing basketball
All you both need for this game is a paper basket and rolled-up socks. Move the basket away as far as possible and then shoot some hoops. The person with the highest score in a set amount of time or tries wins. The loser has to complete a predetermined penalty like doing 20 push-ups.
Play “Would you Rather”
This one is a fun way to get to know each other better. Would you rather kiss an actual frog or give a public speech? Swim with sharks or jump out of a plane? Would you rather have dinner with Ironman or Batman? Get creative, the weirder the better!
Have an Omelette Challenge
You may have seen this one done on a cookery show. Go to your kitchen and get out some eggs. The goal of this game – besides eating an omelette afterwards #dinnerdate – is who can cook an edible omelette in the fasted time. Ready. Steady. Cook!
Have a Naughty Truth or Dare
Last but not least, the eternal classic – Truth or Dare. You can keep it clean or make it naughty, the choice is yours. Here are some deliciously sinful questions we found online to get you started.
- What’s the most unusual place you’ve made love?
- What sex act have you done that you’ll never do again?
- What do you like during foreplay?
- What’s the best orgasm you’ve ever had?
- When was the last time you masturbated?
- What is your favourite position?
- How do you feel when touching yourself?
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So, the world has gone a bit mad, hasn’t it!? Corona Virus has forced us to lockdown, the majority of people are now self-isolating and working from home and there’s just no fun, is there? The idea of working from home sounds great but you still actually have to work. It’s not yet warm enough to escape into the sunshine of your garden and your local supermarket might as well be a scene out of The Walking Dead.
But there are loads of fun naughty things to do while you’re in self-isolation.
Here are some fun ideas on what you can do to entertain yourself while on lockdown!
- Go through your little black book of matches. We’ve all got one that is filled with weekend flings, regular hookups and the odd worldie. Now that you’re stuck at home, there’s no better time to order your little black book of hotties and warm them up with your chat while you wait for this all to blow over.
- Get sexy ready. Being at home all day and all night can mean one of two things: you eat all of your quarantine snacks in one big binge and put on weight. OR, you get fitter for when we’re finally allowed out for summer. Why not go for option number two? Use this time to slim down, beef up and look as fit as hell for the summer!
- Take some naughty selfies. It’s the perfect time to really get that selfie just right. You’ve got all the time in the world to get the best poses down, dress up if you want to and turn yourself on!
- Online shop – for sex toys! There’s literally no better time to fill your basket and your boots with naughty goodies and keep practising while you’re on lockdown!
- Start naughty online dating. Why not join the Naughty Pond while it’s quiet out there and see what all the fuss is about? There are more members than ever enjoying the features of the Naughty Pond – because we’re all in the same boat!
If you’re bored at home and you don’t know what to do with yourself, online dating in the Naughty Pond is the way forward!
You can find loads of naughty singles looking to chat, flirt and talk dirty with!
No matter where you go, online or offline, you can’t avoid hearing or reading about Corona Virus. It’s something that has literally swept the nation and it’s made people crazy; your local supermarket has been ransacked and people are trying to flog hand sanitizer for £25. The world has gone nuts. But, if you’re one of the lucky ones that have been told to self-isolate and crowd-distance it’s best you stay at home and not to come into work then the world is your oyster.
Corona Virus doesn’t have to affect how naughty you get! It’s the perfect opportunity to fine-tune your online dating profile, take naughty snaps, share them and message new hotties that are also on house arrest!
If you’re not infected and fancy getting naughty, there’s nothing stopping you from organising a mid-afternoon romp with your favourite friend-with-benefits or planning a midweek meetup at home with someone who’s caught your eye online!
Let’s face it, there are going to be more people than ever online right now looking to get out their kinks and take the edge off house arrest – there has literally never been a better time to find loads of people to flirt, message and chat with. Your inbox could be filling up as you read this.
People are going to be feeling cooped up and struck with cabin fever – why not be there for them with your best naughty chat up lines, best sexting and naughtiest selfies? It’s a no brainer – you’re stuck at home and frustrated and so are so many sexy singles!
So, what are you waiting for? Organise that naughty afternoon romp between conference calls, spruce yourself before a midweek hook-up and clean yourself top to toe for someone on one contact!
If you’ve not yet got a Corona Virus friend with benefits, why not join the Naughty Pond now! It’s free to join and easy to find exactly what you’re looking for!